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Dump with TRUMP!

No smear campaign here! Each digitally, printed mugshot is much sturdier than you-know-who’s ego! Wipe your ass with the biggest Asswipe!

Don’t just tell him where he can stick his policies, show him – up close and personal!

Dump with Trump!

A brilliant deal! – this set comes with three rolls of 3-ply toilet paper, with each roll containing 400 sheets. A deal fit for The Donald himself!

Avoid the Butt-Hurt

No fake news here! - your satisfaction is guaranteed with this product, what you see is exactly what you get or your money back.
Sheet Count: 400

About as long as you-know-who’s rap sheet

3 Ply Bath Tissue

Not the 1 ply butt hurt from the Fulton County Jai

No fake news here!

Only real mugshots on our Shit List

Special Feature: Absorbent, Soft, Non-toxic

No toxic-masculinithy here!

hilarious gag gift

Have a great laugh with your non-Trump supporter/left winger friends, surprise them with this hilarious gag gift. Or deliver some butt-hurt to your Trump-supporting family members when they visit.

Novelty Gift

Trump toilet paper is a conversation starter, a great gag gift idea for a true Trump hater, the intended purpose of the toilet humor is to have fun with it. It’s a funny novelty gag for Democrats and Republicans. Whether you’re laughing at Him or with Him, you’re sure to stir up conversation. Great gift for a joke, especially for someone with a good sense of humor.
Xmas Stocking Stuffer

Christmas gag gift for mom and dad, mother-in-law or father-in-law, grandma and grandpa, uncle or aunt. Hugely amusing party favor. A fun novelty gift, great lol gift to add in guest bathroom decor, funny white elephant gift exchange gift for Christmas. A retirement gift for husband and wife. Full size roll of TRUMP TP is a fun collectible christmas gift.

Trump Tissue -

Regular roll of toilet tissue is made from 100% virgin pulp wood, non-toxic, TRUMP KISS image print on tissue won't smudge or smear. If you ever have a Trump type of person use your toilet, you will definitely get non stop laughing when he/she walks into your restroom and sees this bathroom tissue.

Political Toilet Paper Roll

Donald Trump "celebrity gag" toilet paper roll is 3-Ply, 190g in weight, 320 sheets in length. 4.1 x 4.1 x 4 inches, a standard full size roll of toilet paper, you can actually use the novelty as a roll of TP if you want. A nice gift for Christmas party, prank, birthday, housewarming. Funny novelty gift for who does not like Donald Trump. A huge hit gag gift for a white elephant Christmas party.

Dump with Trump!

A FUNNY AND UNIQUE GIFT FOR ANY POLITICAL ENTHUSIAST

Introducing "Dump on Trump" toilet paper roll! This hilarious creation is perfect for those who want to add some laughter to their bathroom experience. With every sheet, you'll find memorable quotes, quips, and tweets from none other than Donald Trump himself. Now, you can enjoy a truly presidential wipe while relishing in the absurdity of it all.

NOT JUST FOR LAUGHS, USE IT AS REAL TOILET PAPER TOO

Don't let the humor of this toilet paper fool you. Although it's primarily designed as a joke gift, it can still function as real toilet paper when needed. With its quirky design, your guests are sure to get a good chuckle when they see this novelty roll in your bathroom. Add a touch of playfulness to your bathroom with this one-of-a-kind toilet paper roll!

UNIQUE POLITICAL TOILET PAPER FOR THE 2024 US ELECTIONS

Embrace the anticipation and excitement of the upcoming 2024 US elections with a unique keepsake that captures the spirit of democracy. Consider adding a touch of humor to your bathroom visits with this toilet paper featuring a flawless, full-color image of political figures. Crafted with the highest quality ink that won't smudge or run. Let every sheet serve as a reminder of the significance of the upcoming 2024 US elections.